Singer Vivian writes open letter to her future husband

Kenyan song bird Vivian , who is  set to release her latest jam “SuaSua” on Friday, is tired of being single and has urged her future husband to hurry up and come get her.

In a lengthy Facebook post that set the social platform on fire with more than 1,000 shares, the “Woman in Love” hit maker decided to write an open letter to her future husband, outlining all the requirements he needs to meet in order to be considered for a relationship that would eventually lead to marriage.

Check out the letter below:

Dear Future Husband,

I’m getting real tired of this hide and seek game, I think it’s about time you found me.

Here is a few things you got to know if you want to be my one and only in my life.

First you must be able to make pancakes. This is not negotiable. I love pancakes. Second you must be good in hugs. I love hugs. Third you can’t shrub the word “beautiful” as you will be using that word a lot telling me how beautiful I am every morning. Words like “I’m sorry” must come naturally to you, you will be using them a lot after we fight. Fifth you must be ready to laugh at my jokes, whether funny or dry. Away from the crazy rules, please Find God, Find Yourself then come find me. You don’t have to drive any BMW or Mercedes to be handsome. I just need a God fearing man. That’s what I find handsome. You don’t have to be rich, a kind heart is more than enough for me. You must promise to give me full attention, respect and honour. I want to fall in love with you from the moment I see you. I want to see in you every hope, every desire and every dream I have ever had of my soul mate. I want to fall in love with everything about you from how you sip your coffee to the way you crinkle your nose. I want to go on long drives and long walks with you and just spend hours talking endlessly. I want to cook for you and pamper you like a baby. I want to read out poems to you and dance to my songs for you. I want to share all my dreams and fantasies with you and promise to stand right next to you during good and bad days. I want to grow old with you so that we can tell our love story to our grandchildren. I want us to be spiritually and emotionally connected to each other’s souls till eternity and beyond. I am living this dream and waiting to meet you. I know God is preparing you for me. Please hurry up, I am tired of being hurt by the wrong ones.

Your Future wife, Vivian

Her male fans had a field day with the post, with the comments ranging from supportive to downright hilarious!

Makdii Ishmael Senior wrote:  “Hehe... learn to cook the pancakes yourself. All the best though!”

Onyango Jasango wrote:  “Kindly, I have all the conditions that you set, except for the fact that another woman got me earlier without your conditions and molded me into your desired man. You seem to want to climb the fruit tree from the top so the best that I can be for now is your Sponsor”

Nyakweba Ron wrote:  “Dear Future Wife, I am still stuck with a wrong one, she won’t let me go, I can’t walk away, it will hurt her and I am not a hurtful person, so please keep waiting for me. If you are kind enough, please share me with her till that time she will let me free. Good people share whatever comes their way. I am eagerly waiting for your second letter.”

Enock Chiteri wrote: “Dear Vivian the only thing letting me down is pancake. Please, I am ready to enrol in evening cooking classes to learn. The rest is okay: I am not rich, I love poetry, I am deeply God fearing, and I don’t mind walking with you to eternity. I am willing to sit with you every day after am back from watching football. Don’t let me move on to another lady.”

John O. Nasaye wrote:  “Dear Future Wife, How nice of you to finally write back to me. Never in a thousand years would I have imagined that the greatest of hurdles I would have to overcome to have you was pancakes! I have spent some time with one or two of your impersonators (and you must forgive me for this) and they have outdone themselves making pancakes for me. What a glorious and important clue, and one which I completely missed!! I shall at once embark upon some pancake-making lessons and forget about learning how to “cross the oceans for you” and other dumb ideas fed into my head by these ‘love dealers’ of our times”

Reporting by Thomas Matiko, Editing by Faith Oneya.