In Summary

  • Welcome to the greatest team in these parts of the world Mister Dylan Kerr.
  • As fate would have it, your surname Kerr means king in the Dholuo, the language of the majority of your new club’s supporters. Meaning, you are already highly elevated.
  • However, I must warn you this elevation comes with a price. A steep price.

Welcome to the greatest team in these parts of the world Mister Dylan Kerr.

As fate would have it, your surname Kerr means king in the Dholuo, the language of the majority of your new club’s supporters. Meaning, you are already highly elevated.

However, I must warn you this elevation comes with a price. A steep price.

As you might already be aware, we are tough customers- we demand nothing short of victory. You are coming to a club with rich tradition. A club that prides itself in winning all its matches. A team that has a passionate fan base.

We are an army. We are called the Green Army. If you deliver you will be given treatment that even the president cannot get in this country. We will adore you plus your family and cats and dogs if you have any.

Your first assignment, good sir, is to beat your countrymen going by the name of Everton this coming Thursday.

Thank God you are coming to Gor Mahia just when we have this huge game coming up. I wish you would decide to travel by road and see what we call the travelling fans.

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