- As I stood there smiling at my plate with a potato in it, my cousin began complaining that I got more food than his.
- Sensing an impending argument in which I could lose my potato—it was the most important piece of food for me—I scooped it with my hand and put it in my mouth.
I am a fan of food. Truth is, if eating was a hobby then I probably I’m the best example there is; if it was a job, I’d be getting stellar appraisals and maybe even 90 per cent salary raise; if it was a disease, then…
Anyway, my love for food goes beyond normal. And I have come to accept that my appetite is exceptional.
But what I will not accept is that my body is starting to show signs of it. Perhaps I’ll work on that soon.
My love for food made me one of my grandma’s favourite people. My grandma likes to cook for people.
It also helps that she’s a great cook and everyone looks forward to her irresistible dishes. And boy does she lord it over people, especially those who border on her definition of ‘skinny’.
For the rest of us, she admires how we clean a plate of food and I suspect she sometimes bets with imaginary people in her head on who will finish first and who she believes will be the first to ask for seconds.
Because she knows we’ll definitely ask for second helpings.
I remember a long time ago when we had visited her and we were scrambling for the plates of food she was dishing out.
My cousin and I began fighting over a particular plate—I wanted it because it had a piece of potato in the meat stew, my cousin argued that it had more meat.
And there was the push and pull. I wasn’t giving up because there were a few potatoes in the stew and not everyone was lucky enough to get a dish with one.
MORE FOOD THAN MY COUSIN
Grandma then asked what we wanted. I wanted the potato, he wanted the meat stew because it appeared to have more meat than the other plates.
She made us reach a compromise and instructed that I take the potato out and put it in the other plate that no one had claimed and told my cousin to take the plate we were fighting over.
Problem solved, right? Well, not exactly.
As I stood there smiling at my plate with a potato in it, my cousin began complaining that I got more food than his.
Sensing an impending argument in which I could lose my potato—it was the most important piece of food for me—I scooped it with my hand and put it in my mouth.